When husbands write poems to their wives

When husbands write poems to their wives

ka3ka3

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

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ka3ka3

God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

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ka3ka3

Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

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ka3ka3

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

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ka3ka3

Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.

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ka3ka3

Dear recipients,

When your life is in darkness, pray God to free you from darkness,
but if after you've prayed you are still in darkness, please.......
PAY your ELECTRICITY BILL.